THE SHORT VERSION

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THE LONG-ASS EXPLANATION

HUH?
It's an email newsletter that updates subscribers on the latest happenin's here at
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If you hadn't noticed, we don't add new shit everyday, every other day, or even every week. If you're into Crazy Asian Drinks for example, you're gonna be pissed off when you check in every day for two months or so and find nothing new, right?

When you're subscribed to the NA!P newsletter, you'll always know when crap like Future Retard is updated, or when we add something completely fucked up in NA!P Presents. That sort of thing.


HOW OFTEN?
Probably once a month, maybe longer, but definitely not shorter. Unless we change our minds. Maybe. We'll let you know.


THE NAME CONTEST
We're thinking of calling the newsletter something clever, but "clever" isn't our forte, so we're trolling for suggestions. The winning suggestion gets something to be determined, but probably something cool and worthless. (Oh boy, I hope I win!)


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