Adventure #13:
"Would you like a
date with that?"

One afternoon, Hugo drove us to the Taco 
Bell drive through.  We would tell Hugo 
our order, item by item, and he would 
repeat it to the girl taking the order. John, 
always looking out for Hugo's best interests, 
decided to make the order more interesting.
The situation went something like this:

 Girl Taking Order: "Welcome to Taco Bell.
 What can I get for you?"
 John (whispering to Hugo):
"Two tacos."
 Hugo (yelling into the speaker):
"Two tacos!"
 John:
"A tostada."
 Hugo:
"A tostada!"
 John:
"A medium Pepsi."
 Hugo:
"A medium Pepsi!"
 John:
"And your phone number."
 Hugo:
"And your phone number! . . . No, wait! Shit!"

Hugo tried to pull out of line at the drive through 
after this, but we convinced him to stay. When 
we reached the window, he refused to make 
eye contact with the fat high school girl 
behind the counter.

 


LAWD HAVE MERCY!!!

Written material is 2004 and onwards by Ken Hughes
All artwork is 2004 and onwards by zer0 (Peter Branting)
All Hugo material supplied by John, Dave, and Ken