"Would you like a
date with that?"
afternoon, Hugo drove us to the Taco
Bell drive through. We would tell Hugo
our order, item by item, and he would
repeat it to the girl taking the order. John,
always looking out for Hugo's best interests,
decided to make the order more interesting.
The situation went something like this:
Taking Order: "Welcome to Taco Bell.
tried to pull out of line at the drive through
What can I get for you?"
John (whispering to Hugo): "Two tacos."
Hugo (yelling into the speaker): "Two tacos!"
John: "A tostada."
Hugo: "A tostada!"
John: "A medium Pepsi."
Hugo: "A medium Pepsi!"
John: "And your phone number."
Hugo: "And your phone number! . . . No, wait! Shit!"
after this, but we convinced him to stay. When
we reached the window, he refused to make
eye contact with the fat high school girl
behind the counter.
material is © 2004 and onwards by Ken Hughes
All artwork is © 2004 and onwards by zer0 (Peter Branting)
All Hugo material supplied by John, Dave, and Ken