Hugo was unlucky in love for a long time.
Somehow, he got the idea that it was his
name that was the problem. What problem did
he have with "Hugo"? We're really not sure.
After meeting a girl at school that he thought
he wanted to ask out, Hugo decided that a
name change was in order.  He came home
and thought long and hard on the name he
should use when he introduced himself. After 
much consideration, Hugo introduced 
himself as "Alex".  

Alex?

Turns out she had a boyfriend, and Alex 
never made another appearance.