"Quarter Flippin' Bastards"
Hugo sucked at the drinking game "Quarters".
We played an intense version of the game called
"Turbo Quarters," where there were two cups on the
table, and each person would try as fast as he
could to bounce the quarter into his cup. Once the
quarter was in the cup, it was passed to the left. If
someone got lapped, he had to drink the beer in the
middle of the table while one cup started going
around again. This game involved speed, physical
coordination, and coolness under pressure, none
of which was Hugo's specialty when drinking. One
losing night, Hugo became convinced that shouting
"Womp Paa!" every time he shot the quarter would
help his game. So he did. Every time. For hours.
But it didn't help. Ken and Dave got into a groove
and destroyed Hugo that night. Towards the end of
the game, Hugo started screaming at Ken and Dave
that they were "quarter flippin' bastards!" and freaked
out. He finally puked on Ken's hand and passed
out on the couch.
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