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#19: "Quarter Flippin' Bastards" Hugo sucked at the drinking game "Quarters". We played an intense version of the game called "Turbo Quarters," where there were two cups on the table, and each person would try as fast as he could to bounce the quarter into his cup. Once the quarter was in the cup, it was passed to the left. If someone got lapped, he had to drink the beer in the middle of the table while one cup started going around again. This game involved speed, physical coordination, and coolness under pressure, none of which was Hugo's specialty when drinking. One losing night, Hugo became convinced that shouting "Womp Paa!" every time he shot the quarter would help his game. So he did. Every time. For hours. But it didn't help. Ken and Dave got into a groove and destroyed Hugo that night. Towards the end of the game, Hugo started screaming at Ken and Dave that they were "quarter flippin' bastards!" and freaked out. He finally puked on Ken's hand and passed out on the couch.
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