Future Retard receives its first letter! Congratulations, Retard.
Okay, my friend sent me your FutureRetard site & I LOVE IT! I had to stop myself from laughing out loud else I get busted for not working. It is so cool.
Special note for you: I'm still living down my old nickname of Asia Tard. My friends even signed that name up to a band's mailing list unbeknownst to me, and I didn't find out till I got a postcard from them 3 months later.