SELECTION 2004

November 11, 8:41 AM PST

The 2004 Election: A Professional's Opinion

by a blind albino cavefish that has somehow managed to master Political Science,
NA!P NewsWire

SOME FUCKING CAVE SOMEWHERE --

"MY EYES! MY EYES!

"I SAID NO FUCKING CAMERA FLASHES! NO FUCKING CAMERA FLASHES!

"OH YOU FUCKING BASTARD CUNTS, I CAN'T --

"--- SEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Transcribed by zer0

 

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