November 11, 8:41
AM PST
The 2004 Election: A Professional's Opinion
by a
blind albino cavefish that has somehow managed to master Political
Science,
NA!P NewsWire
SOME
FUCKING CAVE SOMEWHERE --
"MY EYES! MY EYES!
"I SAID NO FUCKING
CAMERA FLASHES! NO FUCKING CAMERA FLASHES!
"OH YOU FUCKING BASTARD
CUNTS, I CAN'T --
"--- SEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Transcribed by zer0
