29, 3:08 PM PST
Don't Just Stand There! Bustamante!
by Cappy Ahab,
SACRAMENTO, CALIF. -- Lt. Governor Cruz Bustamante has announced the
final candidates for his potential campaign slogan.
If the citizens of California recall Gray Davis
in early October, Bustamante has prepared the following possible
slogans voters should keep in mind as they select the next governor:
Cruz for Chicks! Vote Bustamante!
Lieutenant Schmootenant! Bustamante
for Real Governor!
Bustamante? Why In Hell Not?
Bustamante: Power to the Fickle, Fickle
People of California
Cruz Puts the "Crat" in Democrat!
A Vote for Bustamante is a Vote For
Bustamante. Vote Bustamante!"
Moustaches: No Longer Just for Petty
Embracing the democratic spirit, Bustamante
has put these slogans to an Internet poll. So far, Clay Aiken
is leading by 104 million votes.
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