Friday, February
14, 3:53 AM EST
IRISH GIRLS GET LIVING SHIT BEATEN
by Hesah McToole,
NA!P NewsWire
BELFAST, NORTHERN IRELAND -- Protestants cornered and kicked the living shit
out of Megan O'Mannon, a Catholic schoolgirl, yesterday.
The
beating of the seven-year-old girl appears to be in response
to the living shit being beaten out of a Protestant schoolgirl
the previous day by Catholics, who were retaliating for the living
shit being kicked out of a Catholic girl the day before.
"Yeh, but you dinnah see what they
done to poor Shaina O'Shady!" claimed Protestant Mickey
O'Malley, referring to an earlier incident, during which a Protestant
schoolgirl had the living shit being beaten out of her by a gang
of Catholics.
"Kick the livin' shite outta her,
they did! May God gnaw at their manly parts!"
"Fookin' deserved it, she did!"
declared Tracy O'Toole, a Catholic commenting on the Shaina incident.
"She come 'round after theys beat the livin' shite out of
me cousin Tara O' Toole, she did!"
"May a stinking infection of the genital
sort be visited upon her mother!" he added.
A History of Beatings
The "Irish beating the living
shit out of young Irish girls in revenge for kicking the living
shit out of other young Irish girls" phenomenon has become
a tradition among the Northern Irish, as each group has justified
each beating by recounting an earlier beating throughout the
century.
Tracing back tales of revenge, it appears
the beatings first began at the turn of the century, when six-year-old
Protestant schoolgirl Brighid O'Brady had the living shit beaten
out of her by Catholics.
A contemporary news account recounted that
twenty or so men cried out, "They beat the livin' shite
outta Gobnait O'Galley, they did!" as they pummelled the
little girl.
Whether "Gobnait" is a female
name remains a mystery.
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