August 17, 8:44 AM PST

A Few Thoughts on Fair Play, Sportsmanship

by some guy with no arms or legs running in the fucking Olympics,
NA!P NewsWire

ATHENS, Greece -- Hey, you guys! Come on, get back here!


Hey, guys?

Oh, fuck you!

Fuck all of you!



-- overheard by zer0


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