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CEO Puppet of Meat Bush Partakes of Mean-Spirited
HOLLYWOOD -- As the mandated, yet entirely arbitrary,
day of the circumnavigation of the great eye when the Puppets
of Meat in the country of aMerica gather in public secrecy for
the facade of choosing slowly nears, CEO Puppet of Meat George
Bush has decided, in ignorance of the will of the All-Seeing
Name That Shall Not Be Known, to call into question the possible
future behaviors of Liberal Puppet of Meat John Kerry.
Puppet of Meat George Bush's declamation prophecies that Liberal
Puppet of Meat Kerry will force the collective Puppets of Meat
of aMerica to offer up 900 billion extra pieces of paper representing
hours of life wasted.
CEO Puppet of Meat George Bush's
moving pictures also oracle of the weakening of the Patriot Act,
so named to discredit any Puppet of Meat who disagrees with said
Act, showing the traitorous Puppet of Meat for the non-patriot
they truly are.
But the future can only be known
by the All-Seeing Name That Shall Not Be Known, thus discrediting
CEO Puppet of Meat George Bush's statements about how Liberal
Puppet of Meat Kerry will act in the coming days. All shall be
revealed as it is revealed.
You must now offer your eternal
being and all thought to the All-Seeing Name That Shall Not Be
Known. Though time is short for the decaying meat wherein is
housed the shining soul granted you by the All-Seeing Name That
Shall Not Be Known, your soul self shall have infinite reward
if you give your all to the contemplation of The Great Name.
Do not bask in the illusions
of your great Prime Time line-ups. Puppet of Meat Chandler cannot
give you an eternity of bliss. Do not even waste another moment
finishing this article which is only meant as a forum to spread
the wonders and enlightenment of the way of the All-Seeing Name
That Shall Not Be Known.
In one declamation, CEO Puppet
of Meat Bush parroted words given him by a committee of young,
conservative, short-haired male Puppets of Meat, "We can
go forward with (our continued take-over of all non-democratic
Puppet collectives which stand in the way of increased profits
and world control for aMerica in complete) confidence, resolve
(to destroy all Puppets we label as enemies and to convince all
Puppets of Meat in aMerica that they are their enemies also)
and hope (that no Puppet of Meat discovers our selfish agendas
and lack of belief in the All-Seeing Name That Shall Not Be Known).
Or we can turn back to the dangerous illusion that (there is
a Supreme Puppet of Meat that watches over the country of aMerica
and gives all aMerican Puppets of Meat belief that they are somehow
Chosen among other Puppets of Meat, when really all is just rot
and decay and also that the controlling Puppets of Meat are not)
terrorists (and) are not plotting (against its own Puppets of
Meat) and outlaw regimes (and other Puppet collectives who do
not think what we think) are not a threat."
The conservative Puppets of Meat
are trying to point out the failings of Liberal Puppet of Meat
Kerry because he refused to offer an apology for their misunderstanding
of comments he made. The conservative radio puppet Puppets of
Meat hope to relay to the non-thinking radio-listening Puppets
of Meat the misunderstanding so that all conservative Puppets
of Meat can believe the same untruth. This is standard practice
among the leading conservative Puppets of Meat who have found
that their conservative meat Puppet followers are unquestioning
automatons who do not formulate opinions of their own but all
use the same collective arguments given to them by the radio
In the end, all is nothing except
for that which is given by the All-Seeing Name That Shall Not
Be Known. Give up material, political and familial desires for
the pure loving fish essence of the Way of the Name.
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