SELECTION 2004

Wednesday, March 30, 3:53 PM PST

CEO Puppet of Meat Bush Partakes of Mean-Spirited Moving Images

by Mesahib Deka,
NA!P NewsWire

HOLLYWOOD -- As the mandated, yet entirely arbitrary, day of the circumnavigation of the great eye when the Puppets of Meat in the country of aMerica gather in public secrecy for the facade of choosing slowly nears, CEO Puppet of Meat George Bush has decided, in ignorance of the will of the All-Seeing Name That Shall Not Be Known, to call into question the possible future behaviors of Liberal Puppet of Meat John Kerry.

CEO Puppet of Meat George Bush's declamation prophecies that Liberal Puppet of Meat Kerry will force the collective Puppets of Meat of aMerica to offer up 900 billion extra pieces of paper representing hours of life wasted.

CEO Puppet of Meat George Bush's moving pictures also oracle of the weakening of the Patriot Act, so named to discredit any Puppet of Meat who disagrees with said Act, showing the traitorous Puppet of Meat for the non-patriot they truly are.

But the future can only be known by the All-Seeing Name That Shall Not Be Known, thus discrediting CEO Puppet of Meat George Bush's statements about how Liberal Puppet of Meat Kerry will act in the coming days. All shall be revealed as it is revealed.

You must now offer your eternal being and all thought to the All-Seeing Name That Shall Not Be Known. Though time is short for the decaying meat wherein is housed the shining soul granted you by the All-Seeing Name That Shall Not Be Known, your soul self shall have infinite reward if you give your all to the contemplation of The Great Name.

Do not bask in the illusions of your great Prime Time line-ups. Puppet of Meat Chandler cannot give you an eternity of bliss. Do not even waste another moment finishing this article which is only meant as a forum to spread the wonders and enlightenment of the way of the All-Seeing Name That Shall Not Be Known.

In one declamation, CEO Puppet of Meat Bush parroted words given him by a committee of young, conservative, short-haired male Puppets of Meat, "We can go forward with (our continued take-over of all non-democratic Puppet collectives which stand in the way of increased profits and world control for aMerica in complete) confidence, resolve (to destroy all Puppets we label as enemies and to convince all Puppets of Meat in aMerica that they are their enemies also) and hope (that no Puppet of Meat discovers our selfish agendas and lack of belief in the All-Seeing Name That Shall Not Be Known). Or we can turn back to the dangerous illusion that (there is a Supreme Puppet of Meat that watches over the country of aMerica and gives all aMerican Puppets of Meat belief that they are somehow Chosen among other Puppets of Meat, when really all is just rot and decay and also that the controlling Puppets of Meat are not) terrorists (and) are not plotting (against its own Puppets of Meat) and outlaw regimes (and other Puppet collectives who do not think what we think) are not a threat."

The conservative Puppets of Meat are trying to point out the failings of Liberal Puppet of Meat Kerry because he refused to offer an apology for their misunderstanding of comments he made. The conservative radio puppet Puppets of Meat hope to relay to the non-thinking radio-listening Puppets of Meat the misunderstanding so that all conservative Puppets of Meat can believe the same untruth. This is standard practice among the leading conservative Puppets of Meat who have found that their conservative meat Puppet followers are unquestioning automatons who do not formulate opinions of their own but all use the same collective arguments given to them by the radio meat intermediaries.

In the end, all is nothing except for that which is given by the All-Seeing Name That Shall Not Be Known. Give up material, political and familial desires for the pure loving fish essence of the Way of the Name.

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