Arianna, let me say one thing. Your personal income tax has the
biggest loophole -- I can drive my Hummers through it. That's
how big your loophole is. Let me tell you something.
We got advanced notice in the New York Times that you're going
to say that.
And you know very well that I pay $115,000 in property taxes
and payroll tax. And you know what? I'm a writer. In these two
years, I was writing and researching a book and I wasn't making
$20 million violent movies.
I SAID CUT!
* * *
Arianna, we're talking about the car tax right now and not about
me finish, let me finish. You know, this is completely impolite
and we know this is how you treat women and we know that, but
not right now.
CUT! Line, I need my line!
(Ten minutes later.)
would like to say that I just realized that I have a perfect
part for you in Terminator 4. That's it.
* * *
I'm providing the after-school programs, Cruz, and you know that.
on a second. Let me just counter that. You said that you were
providing after-school care. You know, your crowning achievement,
the passage of Proposition 49, has not provided after-school
care for a single child in the state of California because there
was no funding stream. It was nothing but a photo opportunity
initiative. It was nothing but a springboard for your run for
governor. ... Isn't it true that not a single child has gotten
after-school care because of Prop. 49?
This is off script, this is not in the script! CUT CUT CUT!
* * *
day you decided to run you said you would never take any special
When you waited an hour-and-half to do a photo op with me? Was
that the day?
No, it was the day you were on the Jay Leno show.
Oh yeah. I mean... Nnnn-NYA-AYA-YA! I MUST KILL YOU!
What did you say?
CCCUUUTTT! BY CROM, CUT!
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