Tuesday, July
17, 8:45 AM PST
My Honest Opinion on the Commercialization
of the Olympics
by Zeus,
King of the Gods,
NA!P NewsWire
MOUNT OLYMPUS, Greece --
(TRANSLATION: What the
hell have they done to my beloved Olympics? This whole event
used to be dedicated to us gods, you know! And now look at it,
all you see is advertisements for Coca Cola and giant billboards!
This shit is wacked and I'm gonna do something about it right
away! Ha! Take that! Lightning bolt right in your anus, foo!
Take that! And that! And that, too! Ha ha ha, I'm Zeus, king
of the gods! Feel my wrath and despair, foolish humans! This
is what happens when you sign an endorsment contract and don’t
include me, da king, in it! Take that! And that! And that too!
You humans are like flies to me! I shit on you and your puny
Coca Cola Company! Take that! And that! I’ll shove this
lightning bolt so far up your ass that your teeth’ll shoot
sparks! The Spartans were so tough they used to eat raw grain
and run until they died from exhaustion, you know, and now look
at you guys! “Doping” this and “doping” that.
Can´t even run without chemical assistance, huh? Well fuck
you! Take that! And that! And THIS! HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA HA!
I´m da man! DA MAN!!!)
-- translation
by zer0
