Hot sluts! Yes! See how heterosexual I am? All I care about is
that this site delivers the hot sluts. I'm going to ignore the
fact that the phrase BIGGEST DICK is obviously the selling point
of this ad. And I'll also ignore the beginning of the hot sluts
sentence which commands me to click ASAP for HUGE DICKS! Even
the fact that the chick is coughing up a ferret won't deter me
from those hot sluts! An obvious ad for gay porn but hoping to
get the occasional heterosexual click over. It's porn! It works
for me!
Upskirt teenies! Just what I've been looking for! I have no idea
what a teenie is but if it's naked, I'm fucking there. The only
problem I have with this ad has nothing to do with this ad. I'm
just trying to figure out why the hell it's so hard to use a
right handed mouse with my left hand. And for those porn connoisseurs
who are click disabled, this ad even gives the URL so you can
visit by manually typing in the address. One handed.
Teen farm! Whoo boy! Look at all those motherfucking exclamation
points! It's punctuation and it's a hard-on! But it's not the
punctuation nor the fact that I get free entry to Teen Farm that's
gonna get me to click over to this exciting page. I can't wait
to see chicks humiliating themselves by hanging around big, stinky,
dirty, nasty farm animals while they pose naked and try to look
sexy. 'Yeah, baby! Give me a great ass shot! Let's see some beaver!
Whoa, watch out for them horse apples!!' Fucking Teen Farm should
be a Saturday Morning cartoon.
Damn, I'm kind of conflicted about this ad. I mean, on the one
hand, it's trying to lure me over with a whole back-to-skool
motif. But on the other hand, it's porn. And I'm pretty sure
they're lying to me when they tell me that the Fresh Juicy Pussies
are ONLY HERE. Cause I just got through perusing a whole bunch
of other pussies on the previous sites and they looked pretty
fresh and most of them were really juicy. I do believe that they
have the only fresh juicy pussies that can yell, "BACK TO
SKOOL" though.
I'm glad this ad clarifies that this is the home of 'POSSIBLY'
the world's sexiest midget. It's the perfect disclaimer. You
think, "Well, there could be sexier midgets." But what
this ad truly declares is that the word 'sexy' and 'midget' POSSIBLY
don't really belong together. Although, that just may be my own
tastes speaking considering the massive amount of hits our DwarfLover
page receives from people checking search engines for HOT STEAMING
DWARF PORN. I'd click this link but only for the freak show factor.
I'd probably yank my rod over at BubblegumTV.
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