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1. Why Dwarves Rule!
3. Excuse Me, SIR?
2. Elves? Pshaw!
4. For Shame? Moron!
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Wednesday, February 13, 2002
Hey, has anyone heard from Larry? He hasn't returned emails. I hope he hasn't gone and shot himself.
posted by Brent Johnson 11:39 AM
Saturday, February 09, 2002
I'm not surprised that elves -- or myself -- are under appreciated. I'm not surprised by nothing now. First I lose my Elflordship, despite the fact that my holt was a mere shadow of a roleplay club before I turned it around; then I get nothing but disrespect from your "fans" despite the fact that this blog is only updated because I'm on it.
Such is my fate. TO THE NETHER WITH YOU ALL.
posted by Larry Pressfield 3:13 PM
Being as how this page is supposed to be about Dwarf Lovers, I have a few comments from another Dwarf Lover out there, Ethan:
Tell Larry that elves do suck. They suck fat donkey balls. I know it. You know it. The chicks REALLY know it. And Larry knows it but won't admit it.
Well, I didn't realize Elves actually did *THAT*. But it doesn't surprise me at all. Elves are pretty close to the beasts of the forest.
Oh, and there's also a tribute to ME over at Three Gamer Chicks.
posted by Chris Davenport 12:56 PM
Friday, February 08, 2002
Ethan gets to kiss a gamer chick!? What a lucky dog. I want to sleep with a gamer chick. Hell, I want to sleep with a chick. DAMN THE TROLL KINGS
Well, I am not going to post Mark's speech, as slanderous as it was. Doesn't matter, for the deed is done and I am no longer Larry Pressfield, Elflord of the Elves of the Greater St. Louis Metropolitan Region. Nay, now I am just Larry Pressfield of the Elves of the Greater St. Louis Metropolitan Region. And soon, I may just be Larry Pressfield.
Needless to say, I'm a little depressed. I wish I got fanmail at firstname.lastname@example.org. Whatever.
posted by Larry Pressfield 11:30 AM
Thursday, February 07, 2002
Now this makes me feel good (and you should to, Larry, no matter how the Elven Court vote is going): My first piece of NICE mail! After all the jokes concerning mullets, fags, dwarves in sexual positions, geeks, nerds and losers, somebody sent me a positive bit of prose!
Yo, dude. Your site is damn funny. Made my way here via the Three Gamer Chicks (I'm dating one one of them) and read the comic strip. Haven't laughed so much in a while. Good stuff. Will put a link to you on my site (www.geocities.com/terrestrialboy). Ignore that Hate Mail crap, my friend. Take it from a fellow Gamer and Gen Con goer five years running ... Dwarves Rule!
As you can see, he has some association with Three Gamer Chicks who have come to the defense of us trod upon male gamers with a letter to Mister Harris concerning his gay-laden missive to me (see below).
Thank you Robin, Melissa and Ethan.
posted by Chris Davenport 7:01 PM
Saturday, February 02, 2002
Wow. Another creative genius sends me fan mail. I'm sure having a conversation with this guy is like watching milk turn. Please be sure to email him to remind him how obsessed he is with the gay lifestyle.
Zachary Harris (email@example.com) wrote:
whats your problem stupid bitch. you had a really crappy high school
experience you homo. Dungeons and Dragons is really gay and so are
dwarfs and so are you, faggot.
Ps: why are you buttfucking your male rpg friends?
posted by Chris Davenport 3:30 AM
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