Three Gamer Chicks Love Us!
Nicole probably loves us too!
Chick Gamers rule.
1. Why Dwarves Rule!
3. Excuse Me, SIR?
2. Elves? Pshaw!
4. For Shame? Moron!
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Wednesday, May 29, 2002
Well, I finally read through the entire run of DwarfLover: The Comic and while there's a part of me utterly and completely outraged that...
...there's another part of me that says, FUCK ALL YOU GAMERS! FUCKING TRAITORS!!!
- NA!P didn't follow the letter of our adventures (for instance, Brennan "The Fist" Morningstar was never female)
- Gamers are portrayed as a bunch of pervs
posted by Larry Pressfield 10:34 AM
Tuesday, May 14, 2002
I am... here. I am no longer an elf. I no longer associate with my former associates.
(according to Tolkienian lore, that is)
But I'll get over it. Someday.
posted by Larry Pressfield 1:57 PM
Sunday, May 12, 2002
I have been away for a long while. First the whole thing with Larry kind of depressed me. And then the fact that the guys at NA!P decided to ignore the script I wrote for the DwarfLover comic chronicling my roleplaying adventures in favor of, well, whatever they've decided to do. I've been trying to be more involved in local roleplay and CCG tournaments at my local Wizards of the Coast store and less time online. Anyway, a letter reminded that maybe I should check in and write a little note here. And Larry, if you're still out there, check back in. All of our chick gamer fans are worried about ya, big guy. Oh, and here's the letter:
man yer mullet is so rad that i wanna go out and buy a 1985 camaro and every reo speedwagon cd i can find.
see you at the rennisance festival there bucktooth
That great piece of literature was from MikeyBulletProof@aol.com. And my response to him was thus:
Congratulations! You're the 5,000th person with an AOL account to email me with a mullet joke. Way to be original, AOLoser.
Anyway, here's to hoping I'll at least check back weekly. And that Larry returns. You reading this, Lar?
posted by Chris Davenport 10:27 PM
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