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Wednesday, June 19, 2002

Ha ha ha! Oh, life's treating me very well, thank you kindly for asking sir!

While I'm no longer technically a Roleplayer, I did lead a force of Drow Elf mercenaries, which came by way of St. Paul, upon an unsuspecting force of Elves of the Greater St. Louis Metropolitan Region, 90% OF WHOM WERE SLAUGHTERED IN THE MELEE!

Oh the joy I did have as we claimed a free first-strike round, and how I did smirk when He Who Felled My Lordship, AKA Mark, AKA "Strongbough" (what a STUPID elf name) could do nothing but follow the rules of the game and allow us to roll our dice with impunity, without having to worry about parries or dodging!

Oh, wonderous slaughter! How I laughed and laughed and laughed as "Strongbough's" head when flying through the air upon meeting my blade!

HEY! I JUST READ THE LATEST COMIC EPISODE AND THEY MAKE ME LOOK FAT!!! I've lost a good five pounds! Plus, I always had "Dodge Blow" as a skill, duh!
posted by Larry Pressfield 3:07 PM

Wednesday, June 12, 2002

Damn! Larry's back and I didn't even notice! I guess the only reason this blog is read is from the Google searches. Currently, Dwarf Lover is getting about 35 hits or so a day. Just about all of those hits are from someone looking for gay dwarves, dwarf fucking, naked elves, naked sluts from St Louis, etc, etc. Oh, wait, I can't forget 'Donkey Chicks'. What the fuck is a donkey chick?

So, Larry, how's life treating you? *snicker*
posted by Chris Davenport 8:38 PM

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