19 - Ramune Drink

20 -
Kirin Afternoon Tea

21 -
Non-Carbonated Soft Drink

#1 - Basil Seed Drink With Honey

#2 -
Yogloo (Melon)

#3 -
Suntory Coffee Boss Plus One

#4 -
Lotte Milkis

#5 -
Foco Lychee Drink

#6 -
Grass Jelly Drink

#7 -
Mocha Kilimanjaro

#8 -
Pearl Milk Tea

#9 -
Pocari Sweat

10 -
Shirakiku Soft Drink

11 -
Yeo's Soy Bean Drink

12 -
Soursop Juice

13 -
Cheon Yeon Cider

14 -
Young Coconut Juice With Jelly

15 -
Chrysanthemum Drink

16 -
Oran-C

17 -
Foco Tamarind Juice

18 -
Oranamin C Drink

The FAQs
answered as we get them

#1 QUESTION:
WHY TEST THE DEPTHS OF MADNESS & DESPAIR WITH YOUR DABBLINGS IN THE NEFARIOUS DRINKS OF ASIA?

ANSWER:
It was an accident. Uhm... to save the world?


#2 QUESTION:
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS:

ANSWER:
That, my friend, is "Vital Stats," useful for all the idiots out there who'd rather scan than read, even if their life is on the line. Sorry, but we believe that NO ONE deserves the agonizing pain that is these Asian drinks.


#3 QUESTION:
WHAT WAS YOUR METHODOLOGY FOR TESTING THE TASTE AND CONSISTENCY OF THESE DRINKS, SIR?

ANSWER:
Yes, we did rigorously employ the strict standards of methodologidation.


#4 QUESTION:
WHAT IS YOUR BACKGROUND IN THE FIELD OF TESTING DRINKS? WHAT QUALIFICATIONS DO YOU POSSESS? WHAT OF YOUR EDUCATION?

ANSWER:
Jeff has a degree in English and has moved boxes around for most of his adult life. Brent's BA qualifies him for anything, like welfare. Drinkachu is the close cousin (ripoff! shhh!) of a major cartoon character who can say one word and variations thereof and is often seen endorsing various drinks. Drinkachu, understandably, is our lead taste tester and we often defer to his learned judgement.


#5 QUESTION:
YOU DO KNOW YOU'RE RIPPING OFF THE BAD CANDY LADS, RIGHT?

ANSWER:
Yeah, well, we update much more frequently.


#6 QUESTION:
I KNOW THE DARK NEMESIS IS EVIL AND ALL, BUT IS SHE AVAILABLE FOR DATING?

ANSWER:
Well, if she is, we get first dibs! After we break this nasty drinking habit of hers...


#7 QUESTION:
HAVE YOU TRIED SUCH AND SUCH CRAZY DRINK?

ANSWER:
Maybe. Maybe not. Stay tuned,
or ask us!

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