"Like energy drinks? Well, so do we
problem is were tired of not knowing what the hell is worth
shelling out our hard earned $1.99 for and what is going to leave
us licking a toilet bowl in a desperate attempt to remove a foul
taste from our mouths." Amen, brothers!
was founded in 1999 by the honorable Kenshiro Aette-san and Miyoko
Aenomi-san in the traditions of their honorable ancestors. Their
solemn mission: to defend the downtrodden, fight for the honor
of Ninja Burger, and to deliver hot and fresh food to Ninja Burger's
customers." Fighting for what's right, in other words --
just like us!
"OK, call me
weird, but I collect drink cans and bottles. Specifically, ones
with very strange names." Of course, a nice consequence
of such a page is that you can see first-hand labels that you
should avoid like a two-dollar whore.
The Bad Candy Website
declare war on any and all candy whose consumption serves only
to create misery and suffering amongst the upstanding citizenry
of the world." Yeah, we can't say they didn't inspire us
in some way -- afterall, there's a tape of Jeff and I eating
a bunch of these damnable "candies" in one sitting!
Someday we'll get it up.
"As far as I can tell,
this is the web's first page dedicated to introducing the world
to Japanese pizza which, in some guises, is truly an abomination
for mankind." Even the crust looks off...
Us Them Links!