We at No
Apologies! Press are often
asked to consider this or that submission for publication, even
though we (at this point, anyway) pay absolutely nothing for
an accepted piece.
Hundreds insist on publication
anyway, knowing how important it is for today's humorist to appear
under the aegis of the NA!P banner.
We turn most of the wannabes
away -- after all, we at NA!P have
a reputation. A trust to uphold. A charge to keep. "Quality,
not quantity!" is the motto that echoes throughout the hallways
of our world headquarters in the heart of Silicon Valley.
But once in a while,
we come across a creator so endowed, so creative, so salient
-- in a word, so funny -- that we will deny him or her nothing
Gentle readers, we proudly
present to you the advent of Darkle, Humorist Extraordinaire,
and his first NA!P contribution: