The Top 15 Wicked Film Critics' Descriptions of Diane Kruger,
AKA "Helen of Troy"
There's
othing like fat ugly women and desperately lonely men ripping
on a the new hotness.
(Posted Wednesday,
May 19, 2004)
ASTOUNDING
SCI-FI TALES OF HORROR:
The Brainfest Club
The
continuing adventures of zombies and teenagers and the news anchors
who cover them so wily-like. It
continues like a continuing continuation! Continuing!
BADASS BLUE
MOON MAMA:
Gwen, the Ugly Dyke
Mama
goes off on a group she knows... intimately... the Victimized
Lesbians Association of America!
(Posted Thursday,
August 28, 2003)
BADASS BLUE
MOON MAMA:
Hey, Hardee's!
Introducing:
A chick writer! Sweet, we haven't had one of those contributing
to our site since, like, forever! Her first article relates a
harrowing journey to the deep, dark South. It's
very scary until she humanizes the inhabitants. Whatever!
(Posted Wednesday,
June 18, 2003)
PERSONAL TRAGEDIES,
Part 3
If
only these pervs hadn't so many pictures of their dicks. Oh,
it's not all a schlong-fest -- sometimes
it's just ridiculous examples of mangerms gone wrong...
(Posted Friday,
October 25, 2002)
