SUBJECT: PLAY TODAY

I would like to play with you today. I want a simple sexual relationship...

Hi cutie sweetie ,

How are you..I like your ad.. u sure sound very sweet , challenging n fUn.. :)

Guess i am taking a long shot at being selected but i bet u have never been with a sweet n nice gUy like me so u don't know what u r missing :).. and as they say "variety is the spice of life" :) :)

Here I go at the risk of my email buried under an avalanche of emails reponding to your posting.. bet ur inbox must be bombarded with tons of pics from SeXy gUyZ by now :)

I am 28, single, male, 5'7", nice tan skin, brown eyes, black hair.. Engineer with graduate degree , financially secure, 148 lbs..fit, pretty muscular and well hung..hUgE n thickk member ( available for inspection n weighing @ door bcuz seeing is believing..haha..just kidding :) decent n OK looking.. nice fun average guy with a wide range of interests..

You never get what you don't ask for, so here goes....

If u r interested in dating n more, clubbing, want to make a new friend, LTR, romantic candlelight dinners, casual encounters, would like to meet a cool guy for sum memorable and
good times, cuddling, wish to be $$indulged$$ :), wish to fulfill any desires n fantasies,
long drives, shopping, beach, movies, free dRinkS, fREe $fine dining$ :), fUn (some, any , all of the above:)

and WHATEVER u wish please lemme know by email and I will be honored to be @ your service.. your satisfaction comes first.. satisfaction guaranteed or your money back:)

if you are kind enough to gimme a chance , u will not be disappointed :)

If you are interested in the description please let me know and I will send a pic. I tried to send a pic but it was too big for your craigslist email id. :) please lemme know if you have any other email id to receive a pic.

Thanx for ur time take care and have a nice day!! good luck and hope u find what u r looking for
Luv

Shiva

For some reason, I think placing :) at the end of his promises means he's lying...

Subject: You enjoy this

I alwats give better than I recieve.

i really enjoy oral and fucking.

I am 36 yo wm 6'1" 180 blonde hazel

Sounds like a straight shooter to me!

(Get it? Get it? Ha)