"Why so much rape in Fan Fiction?" wonders Santa Fesian Heloisa.

"Why do some people believe in literal interpretations, unlike me?" ponders Lyle.

"I want to screw some guy that my friend likes and need you to tell me it's okay" bleats Donna.

"Why are Mac computers so much better than PCs?" asks Sean Rawles. 

"Is it better to be passive-aggressive or just plain ol' aggressive?" asks Rose O'Michigan.

"Why do we call night 'night' and day 'day'?" asks American Jody in England

"How do I convince my chick to take it in the rear?" asks Matt of Boise, ID

"Help me learn about The Police so I can get laid," says Bob S. of CA


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