Donna whines, 'My friend Sierra and I have known each other for a year and she has liked our friend Will for about the same amount of time and he likes me and I like him back. Sierra found out and now writes Will e-mails about killing herself and Will and I want to be together but are afraid of the mental scars it will leave on our friend. Please help!'

 

 
 

 

   

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