Tune in every Tuesday and
Thursday for a new chapter in the exciting parable we've dubbed 'The
Brainfest Club! Plus, new fun, games and adventures with My Best
Friend is an Asshole! See you Thursday, Space Cadets! Oh, what?
You're not a member of the Astounding Sci-Fi Tales of Horror Ranger
Squad? You haven't framed your signed, numbered, limited edition
Certificate of Astounding Sci-Fi Tales of Horror Rangerhooddom? No
secret decoder ring? Well, find the secret message in this
installment of Astounding Sci-Fi Tales of Horror and e-mail it to
NA!P headquarters for your free membership*! Good Luck, soon-to-be
Space Cadet! Err, Ranger!