Boy Space Sci-Fi Horror Rangers, you all suck at finding the very easily located secret message. If I had to rely on you boys and girls for getting me out of a super scary space jam, I'd be jelly! But since I need a super cool Ranger Space Crew, I'll give you an easier task, my mini-space munchkins! A riddle! The first five Cadets to correctly answer this riddle will be my main officers*! Are you ready, soon to be Rangers? Okay then! How many Anti-Semitic hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb on a train headed east at 60 MPH? Good luck!

*Main Officer poitions are gardener, janitor, butler, maid and live-in sex slave.

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