Boy Space Sci-Fi Horror
Rangers, you all suck at finding the very easily located secret
message. If I had to rely on you boys and girls for getting me out
of a super scary space jam, I'd be jelly! But since I need a super
cool Ranger Space Crew, I'll give you an easier task, my mini-space
munchkins! A riddle! The first five Cadets to correctly answer this
riddle will be my main officers*! Are you ready, soon to be Rangers?
Okay then! How many Anti-Semitic hillbillies does it take to screw
in a light bulb on a train headed east at 60 MPH? Good luck!