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Holy rotting flesh! The zombies score a kill! And that poor reporter had to witness the horror of it all! I hope you kids aren't too frightened by the current story. I'm sure you see worse every day at school, eh? I remember my days in the Elementary Super Duper Space Corps Academy. My best friend and I were rooming together but our friendship began falling apart while my other best friend was going from job to job trying to find himself. Well, he started dating a vengeance demon and my best friend roommate went all gay* on me and I started getting all wrapped up in this new military chick. Although I can't remember why everyone called me Buffy that year.

*Not actually 'on me' in a semen spattering way but 'on me' in a change of life sort of thing. Really.