Holy rotting flesh! The
zombies score a kill! And that poor reporter had to witness the
horror of it all! I hope you kids aren't too frightened by the
current story. I'm sure you see worse every day at school, eh? I
remember my days in the Elementary Super Duper Space Corps Academy.
My best friend and I were rooming together but our friendship began
falling apart while my other best friend was going from job to job
trying to find himself. Well, he started dating a vengeance demon
and my best friend roommate went all gay* on me and I started
getting all wrapped up in this new military chick. Although I can't
remember why everyone called me Buffy that year.