While First Assistant
Bunny Poker Petey and Major Peon Martin clean up the ship, I,
Captain Sci-Fi, Ranger Dude Extraordinaire, am going to take a nap.
There will be a contest next week kids so sharpen those brains!
Preferably with a chainsaw but any bladed instrument will do nicely.
Prizes will be handed out accordingly*. Any of you wanna-be Rangers
live in Las Vegas? With stripper mommies? Cause Captain Sci-Fi will
be in the happiest place on Earth next week and would love to meet
you super duper space cadet rangers and your mommies!