Episode Two: Enter Corky
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Hello. I'm Chris Burke, famous star and hero of the handicap-able. I played Corky in Life Goes On. |
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Did you vote for Stissy too? |
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I don't vote. I'm here to moderate the challenges between your tribe and the other one. |
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Dere is anudder dribe? |
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Yes. Duh. Geez-Us. I'm here to tell you the challenge you must win or else vote another member of your tribe off. |
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What da challenge, Corky? |
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My name is Chris, you...you...Damn. Just follow me. |
The Two Tribes Meet... |
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I
goin' kick yous butt, mongo'oid. |
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Ha!
Look at that fat ass! He's goin' dooooooown! |
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What's
going on? Where am I? Where my dog go? |
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Tribes
get ready for the first challenge!
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Evil Team plays first! |
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My fir't wud is dog. |
| I pway off da d and dpell dowd. | |
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That's not a word, you nitwit! No wonder people were amazed that I could play the part of a person with Downs' Syndrome. |
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What are we doing? Why's it so cold? |
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I tin' I twallow a pietz. |
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You people are an embarrassment to the handicap-able. One more round. Most points wins. |
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Ha! Yo, check this. I'm playing off the w in *scoff* 'dawd'. My word is waxing. Double word score, holmes. |
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Does 'it' score enup? |
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Later at the Tribal Counsel... |
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I vote for Corky. Get dat ass out 'a here. |
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Dat Corky i' a' arragand pwick. |
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I dote dor Ama'da cud I wanna dit in dher dweeldair. |
