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The Inclusive Politics Poll!


INCLUDED OR EXCLUDED?



Whitey says:
"Excluded! He may have the suit but he's angry and pointing at me!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

INCLUDED OR EXCLUDED?



Whitey says:
"Included! He's white and in a suit! We can ignore the strange voodoo thing he's doing."

 

 

 

 

 

 

INCLUDED OR EXCLUDED?

Whitey says:
"Excluded! We'll accept your money, Sammy, but you scare the fuck outta us!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 INCLUDED OR EXCLUDED?

Whitey says:

"Are you kidding me? Included! Excluding a black woman is paramount to capping ourselves in the collective head!"

Wednesday, September 13, 2000

They Want Our Vote; They Don't Want Us

(How dumb do white politicoes think we are?)

If I hear one more politician speak of their party as the party a' inclusion (an' I will, yo), my head is gonna fucking explode. Who the fuck do they think theys kiddin'? The republicans are out in the crowd fishin' for niggas to bring on stage as scenery so theys can suddenly claim how much they care 'bout black folks. What kinda brotha in his right mind is gonna align hisself wit' a party calls 'emselves the Grand Ole Party anyway? Sounds like a throwdown where the appetizers is cross burnin's and the entree is a lynchin'. And the democrats ain't no better. Theys tryin' to ride high on havin' been the black friendly party and now thems republicans is tryin' to steal the title. Well, theys is only known as the minority friendly party cause they try to keep themselves one half step ahead of the republicans on race relations. And both parties think theys carin' cause theys embracing black folks inta their fold.

Wrong. They ain't includin' black people. They's arms are only wide open for white people wit' black skin. Cause I ain't seein' no hip hop brothas on that stage. They ain't no loose jeans up in that group. Ain't no jive talkin' brothas loaded wit' jewelry. Just a whole bunch of middle class black men and women in suits who never knew ghetto in their life. Now, I ain't got a beef with them brothas and sistas being who they is or where they's got themselves. That cool. But theys is the only black people white people want to have anything to do with. It's like theys is domesticated felines got the wildness of black culture tamed out of them. 'A course, they might embrace a' old blues or jazz funkin' brotha from way back but that's just the problem, yo. They can only accept toned down black culture or older brothas who weren't accepted in their prime. It takes white people about twenty years to accept sometin from our culture. Otherwise, they's afraid of us. They's scared.

Admit it. Jesse Jackson a'eady has. You see a black youth walkin' toward you, dressed in oversized flannel, pants hangin' off his hips, maybe a skull rag on, yous get nervous and cross the street. Cause you be thinkin' he's a gangsta from all the white media bullshit. But he come toward you in a pair a' khakis and a solid color cotton Tee and you be a barely runnin'. Ya prolly think about crossin' the street, but ya prolly don't cause ya ain't too scared and ya don't want to look racist. This is the problem wit' this bullshit inclusion crap. Theys is only gonna accept Brothas an' Sistahs on theys terms. They's sayin, by paradin' all these brothas and sistas around stage in suits and ties, that they'll include us in White America if we pulls ourselves up from the muck of our black American culture. They up there showin' us what they think of who we are and how most of us grewed up. They think we's is ignant cause of our slang. They think we's is killers cause of our fashion. And they think we's is all dumbin' cause we play sports like motherfuckas. And theys tellin' us that if we clean up our language and learn to talk like them, we'll be included. If we stop dressin' like our peers and start dressin' like theirs, we'll be part of the grand American plan. And if we work hard enough to earn that scholarship so we can at least go to a mediocre college (unless it be a sports scholarship so we can go to a great college and earn them colleges a load a Dead Prezes) instead of relying on Affirmative Action, we'll be contributing to the great American dream. Which they don't want us to think of as white, but it is and y'all know it.

People are a scared a them things they don't understand. And the older people get, the more scared they become. The less willing they is to undergo real ideological changes. I figger things'd get better as time passes, but alls I see is lily white conservative kids gettin' inta the real meat of politics. They want ta be like daddy, yo. Those who unnerstand how shit should be stay outta politics cause they recognize it for what it really bein': A club for people who have received special favors theys whole life and who expect to keep bein' treated like theys shit pearls.

Y'all can bet I ain't votin' for no fake-ass, frat-boy, wannabe-
president-cause-he-thinks-he-deserves-it Dubya Bush. And no way in hell is that stiff, punk-ass, rap-censor-bitch-marryin', video-game-labelin' vice-presidential pickin' Gore fucker gettin' my vote either.

I'm votin' for me, bitches. Peace. 

  -- That Cavortin' Bastard

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