March 10, 2000
I's SICK of Carryin'
2000 just show's ya'll the Bay Area oughta leave Cali behind
an' makes its own thang, ya'll)
is hisself a hate machine, yo. Subsequentlylike, I hates a lot
of things. I hate the devil's box, I hate a stinkin' natty, I
hate Regis for making me send Fat Sal after his ass.
Now, I ain't yo
ordinary nigga, y'all. I don't hate me crackas or yellas just
cuz they's crackas or yellas.
But I do hate,
like nothin' else, nuckas.
And Lord almighty,
ain't Cali made itdelf a state of nuckers after this vote-primary-whatever-it's-called
Just ta clarify
-- That Cavortin' Bastard don't do votes. And don't ya'll
send me mail complainin' I ain't "participating in government
-- citizen's right and responsibility." Fuck that -- I ain't
no citizen in a country where a brotha can't get hisself elected
to that there White House, where a brotha be murdered for flashin'
the pohlice his damn wallet, where a brotha can get beatin' by
police ON FILM and still get no justice. Bullshit, yeah.
Ya'll can come
visit me in my dark ally if ya'll don't agree.
Still and all,
I didn't expect California to go an' make it all right to keep
kidz ignant by whackin' Prop
oh yeah, send 'em to prison an' maybe even kill them with
Worse up be the
fact that prisons and schools draw C-Bills from the same bank
account (now what kinda fucked up shit is that?) -- since Prop
21 needs itself more brickhouses to store more kids, it'll take
caish aways from the schoolios. Sheeit.
And check out who
voted where, yeah. Yeah, it's SoCal, LaLaLand, Nucka Central
-- Los Angeles. Check this: The Bay knew better, but nobody never
did say the rest of Cali wasn't ignant. Here's the proof that
is stupid and likes to keep its kidz dummin' to keep up the tradition,
yo, and here's the lowdown on Cali's eventual push to make hunting
a 14-year-old a lawful fun time.
And there you is,
the proof in the 'nilla pudding -- see them maps? They's basically
not just chartin' which counties voted which way; they's showin'
you the part of the state that's got the brains, yo:
The Bay Area.
I a pimpin' for
The Bay, yo.
Son, San Diego's
basically a fat boil on the state's redneck, the kind you 'spects
to find on any hillbilly. They's all about death and ignance
and huntin' Cholloes. SD would be at home in Fresno or Hicksville,
Usually ya'll sees
Los Angeles follow SFBay as far as votin' goes, yeah, tryin'
ta look all "progressive" an' shit when they's feelin'
the brain drain on them. But when it comes down ta Dead Prezes,
they's the meanest money pinchas in the state. Los Angelino's
just posers, ya'll. Least San Diego ain't pretendin' to be anythin'
An' the rest of
the state just oughta be in Oklahoma. Fresno's just about as
important as Tulsa, yeah -- not very.
Bay Area, it's
got it all the brains, word. Sure, LA's got a couple schools
that can play b-ball, but The Bay's got Cal and Stanford -- brainz
AN' b-ball. (Sheeit, the Cards was just #1 a couple days ago.)
Bay Area's got
itself the Money Pump. Sheeit, they's always saying that Cali'd
be the 7th richest nation on Earth? The Bay probably be 9th by
itdelf. I CAN MAKE MYDELF HEARD BY Y'ALLS BECAUSE OF THE BAY
AREA, YA'LL! In LaLaLand, I'd have to be a rich white nucka with
a camera an' movie studio behind him.
When I'm visitin'
bloods back East an' they says I'm from Cali, I say, "Nah,
man, I from Frisco Bay, y'all." That way, I keeps from embarrasin'
mydelf. An' it works, cuz they ain't heard of no nigga gettin'
whacked by SFPD for bein' black yo -- LA makes its name from
Cali's fulla shit,
yo. Bay Area's where it's at. I'm a pimp for the Bay, cuz the
Bay's straight up and the rest of Cali be dummin'.
Peace -- except
for them racists bastards of Cali, cuz you don't deserve nothin'
more than Satan's burnin' pecker in your ass.
That Cavortin' Bastad
Oh yeah, here's
another thang -- gay's ain't allowed to marry. Whateva, that's
their thang an' not mine. But still, why'dja have to vote to
ban something that ain't even allowed in the first place? The
map tells the story,
peeps -- The Bay is the brains, an' Cali's the anchor, and that's
why a nothing-issue got voted on and passed.