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KIDS OF CALI SAY:
"We just want to have a good education, with books, and computers, and buildings with heat, and doors, and glass in the windows!"

That Bastard Sez:
"Shoot, that don't sound like too much."

 

 

STATE OF
CALIFORNIA SAY:
"Fuck you."


That Bastard Sez:
"Sheeit."

 

 

KIDS OF CALI SAY:
"Please understand that we are children, and are bound to make mistakes as we learn what it is to be responsible adults."



That Bastard Sez:
"That's just common sense, yo!"

 

 

STATE OF
CALIFORNIA SAYS:
"Fuck you."



That Bastard Sez:
"Sheeit."

 

 

KIDS OF CALI SAY:
"Please help us -- give us a better education, don't build new prisons which will take money away from schools in need, and don't send us to those prisons to be raped by surly prisoners and deviant guards!"



That Bastard Sez:
"Damn, California, show some mercy for once!"

 

 

STATE OF
CALIFORNIA SAYS:
"Fuck you."



That Bastard Sez:
"This is some TYPICAL shit from them racists outside of the Bay Area, yo."

Friday, March 10, 2000

I's SICK of Carryin' Cali's Ass
(Primary 2000 just show's ya'll the Bay Area oughta leave Cali behind an' makes its own thang, ya'll)

 

That Cavortin' Bastard is hisself a hate machine, yo. Subsequentlylike, I hates a lot of things. I hate the devil's box, I hate a stinkin' natty, I hate Regis for making me send Fat Sal after his ass.

Now, I ain't yo ordinary nigga, y'all. I don't hate me crackas or yellas just cuz they's crackas or yellas.

But I do hate, like nothin' else, nuckas.

And Lord almighty, ain't Cali made itdelf a state of nuckers after this vote-primary-whatever-it's-called thing.

Just ta clarify -- That Cavortin' Bastard don't do votes. And don't ya'll send me mail complainin' I ain't "participating in government -- citizen's right and responsibility." Fuck that -- I ain't no citizen in a country where a brotha can't get hisself elected to that there White House, where a brotha be murdered for flashin' the pohlice his damn wallet, where a brotha can get beatin' by police ON FILM and still get no justice. Bullshit, yeah.

Ya'll can come visit me in my dark ally if ya'll don't agree.

Still and all, I didn't expect California to go an' make it all right to keep kidz ignant by whackin' Prop 26 and oh yeah, send 'em to prison an' maybe even kill them with Prop 21.

Worse up be the fact that prisons and schools draw C-Bills from the same bank account (now what kinda fucked up shit is that?) -- since Prop 21 needs itself more brickhouses to store more kids, it'll take caish aways from the schoolios. Sheeit.

And check out who voted where, yeah. Yeah, it's SoCal, LaLaLand, Nucka Central -- Los Angeles. Check this: The Bay knew better, but nobody never did say the rest of Cali wasn't ignant. Here's the proof that Cali is stupid and likes to keep its kidz dummin' to keep up the tradition, yo, and here's the lowdown on Cali's eventual push to make hunting a 14-year-old a lawful fun time.

And there you is, the proof in the 'nilla pudding -- see them maps? They's basically not just chartin' which counties voted which way; they's showin' you the part of the state that's got the brains, yo:

The Bay Area.

I a pimpin' for The Bay, yo.

Son, San Diego's basically a fat boil on the state's redneck, the kind you 'spects to find on any hillbilly. They's all about death and ignance and huntin' Cholloes. SD would be at home in Fresno or Hicksville, Oklahoma.

Usually ya'll sees Los Angeles follow SFBay as far as votin' goes, yeah, tryin' ta look all "progressive" an' shit when they's feelin' the brain drain on them. But when it comes down ta Dead Prezes, they's the meanest money pinchas in the state. Los Angelino's just posers, ya'll. Least San Diego ain't pretendin' to be anythin' but 'necks.

An' the rest of the state just oughta be in Oklahoma. Fresno's just about as important as Tulsa, yeah -- not very.

Bay Area, it's got it all the brains, word. Sure, LA's got a couple schools that can play b-ball, but The Bay's got Cal and Stanford -- brainz AN' b-ball. (Sheeit, the Cards was just #1 a couple days ago.)

Bay Area's got itself the Money Pump. Sheeit, they's always saying that Cali'd be the 7th richest nation on Earth? The Bay probably be 9th by itdelf. I CAN MAKE MYDELF HEARD BY Y'ALLS BECAUSE OF THE BAY AREA, YA'LL! In LaLaLand, I'd have to be a rich white nucka with a camera an' movie studio behind him.

When I'm visitin' bloods back East an' they says I'm from Cali, I say, "Nah, man, I from Frisco Bay, y'all." That way, I keeps from embarrasin' mydelf. An' it works, cuz they ain't heard of no nigga gettin' whacked by SFPD for bein' black yo -- LA makes its name from that shit.

Cali's fulla shit, yo. Bay Area's where it's at. I'm a pimp for the Bay, cuz the Bay's straight up and the rest of Cali be dummin'.

Peace -- except for them racists bastards of Cali, cuz you don't deserve nothin' more than Satan's burnin' pecker in your ass.

-- That Cavortin' Bastad

Oh yeah, here's another thang -- gay's ain't allowed to marry. Whateva, that's their thang an' not mine. But still, why'dja have to vote to ban something that ain't even allowed in the first place? The map tells the story, peeps -- The Bay is the brains, an' Cali's the anchor, and that's why a nothing-issue got voted on and passed.

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