March 15, 2000
-- Fat Sal Busts
Sal wanted on, so I had him wash that chocolate off his fingers,
but who knows what 'Nilla Chocolate has in his digits...)
Im Fat Sal and
I like my name. Im bigboned and my name is almost Sal! Bastard
says we cant use our real names cause then people might cap us
so don't think to hard about what my name means.
People think a
white guy like me being fat and all shoulndt say anything if
they can help it but Im not ashamed or nothing because Im a brotha
in my heart!
I growed up in
It was hard but
then people came to accept me for whats inside and for b-ball.
Before I was fat I was just really tall so I played center alot
in b-ball! I was really good at b-ball too but
then I stopped
playig as much and now Im fat now so I can't represent on the
is my idea! Bastard says it aint fly but its gonna be
the next big thing. Like "like" and other words that
are used they ways they arent supossed to be used! So try it
out! Hang in the mall with your homeboyees and callout "Sup
Jones!" to each other or the girlz because they drool over
fresh fly stuff like that
Bastard says I
cant be on the puter too long cause the chocalte on my fingers
might melt into the keyboard keys and its his new puter!
Thats okay tho
cause Im not used to being on a puter anyway what with me growing
up in the Ghetto! Us brothers never did see ourselfs an ATARI
until our posse was hanging out at the flea market checking stuff
out and come across one five years ago.
Now Bastard has
hisself a puter and i hear a puters good for naked chicks but
Bastard wont let me us it for that cause hes afriad Im gonna
melt chocalte on the keybord keys. That's allright though cause
I have Skinamax ha ha!
Bastard says Im
a samarai with a swift sword with the tv remote and thats true!
No one skims through channels faster!
When I was a kid
the other kids would be beat me up cause i was a whiteboy. Then
I had bad acne. Then I got big. But before I got big I was a
good center for b-ball and thats what won me respect from my
They still talk
bout when I was fly they say "Man Fat Sal (not really, they
call me Fat somethingelse) nobody dunk that ball when we was
15 like did too bad your fat now cause you might be in the NBA
Thats good that
Now they will remember
for more stuff when "Sup Jones!" gets fly in the country
saying "Sup Jones!" then you should all remember who
said it first! Me Fat Sal!
Sup Jones! Member
you herd it hear first!!!