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Monday, January 10, 2005

 
COMICS BY ZER0
"Bento the Jetpack Monkey & Starchky the Bipolar Bear Go Exploring"
Leave it to zer0 to produce great comix on acid. Allegedly.
Upright - 1:30 PM


Friday, December 17, 2004

 
THE ADVENTURES OF HUGO
Adventure #68: "Pizza Drama"
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Monday, November 22, 2004

 
REVIEWS BY ZER0
"Dear Neighbor"
zer0 got himself a real reviewing gig -- sa-weeeet!
Upright - 9:33 AM


Thursday, November 18, 2004

 
THE NEW NEWS
Liberals Reach out to Conservatives: "Sorry You're Such Dumbasses"

The 2004 Election: A Professional's Opinion

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Monday, November 15, 2004

 
THE ADVENTURES OF HUGO
Adventure #32: "Single White Hugo"

Adventure #17: "What's My Name, Bitch?"
Upright - 11:53 AM


Thursday, November 04, 2004

 
THE NEW NEWS
Mind-Numbingly Stupid Apes Try to Explain Their Votes
"Great Chimp throw big rocks at Jungle's enemies. Jungle safe from ape hunters while Big Chimp in charge. Mmm. Big Chimp good for you and me. Mmm."



Upright - 3:49 PM


Tuesday, November 02, 2004

 
THE ADVENTURES OF HUGO
Adventure #57: "Tickle Me Hugo"
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Monday, November 01, 2004

 
FUTURE RETARD
Bye Bye Puddin' Inna My Mouf
Whoa! The last time I declared a "new episode," I didn't update again for, like, ever. Here's a song your decendents will be singing one long day from now. It's retarded. Just like your decendents.
Upright - 4:20 PM


Saturday, October 30, 2004

 
THE NEW NEWS
World Champion Red Sox Relocating to Orlando

Pedophilic Catholic Bishops Declare Voting for Kerry a Sin

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Thursday, October 28, 2004

 
THE ADVENTURES OF HUGO
Adventure #27: "I Wonder if Nick Needs a Roommate?"

Adventure #14: "Make Denim, Not War!"

Adventure #51: "The Legacy of Buttons"

Upright - 8:10 PM


Tuesday, October 05, 2004

 
THE NEW NEWS
Media: Terrorists Strike Mount St. Helens

My Honest Opinion on the Commercialization of the Olympics

A Few Thoughts on Fair Play, Sportsmanship

Secretary Ridge Kind of Bored of Scaring You to Death
Upright - 11:47 AM


Tuesday, September 28, 2004

 
COMICS BY ZER0
"Self-Aggrandizement -- A Definitive Guide"
Careful where you tread, o' self-lover -- zer0 may get you! Booga booga!

Upright - 10:09 AM


Sunday, September 26, 2004

 
TRUE AMERICAN HISTORY
So easy to read, there's no excuse not to know this awesome nation's past! And it's true, too -- the title says so.
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Monday, September 06, 2004

 
REVIEWS BY ZER0
"The Top 10 Funniest Schizophrenics EVER"
Shit! I mess up and forgot what this clever snippet/clue/window into the mind of the sanest man in Europe is supposed to say!
Upright - 3:23 PM


Friday, August 27, 2004

 
DWARFLOVER: THE TEXT ADVENTURE
Be the dwarf, lover.
Upright - 10:50 AM


Wednesday, July 28, 2004

 
THE NEW NEWS
An Unbiased Commentary on the Upcoming U.S. Presidential Election

Monica Lewinsky to Speak at Republican Convention

Republicans Pull Switcharoo, Steal Democrats' Blue


Upright - 9:01 AM


Monday, July 26, 2004

 
COMICS BY ZER0
"It's Cooking With Dead Humans"
An exciting new TV show by zer0!.

Upright - 4:22 PM


Tuesday, July 13, 2004

 
THE NEW NEWS
Democrats Arrested Before They Can Disrupt Election

Kournikova Ends Sharapova's Blooming Career With Extreme Prejudice

New Poll Finds Cheney "Extremely Ugly"

Upright - 2:29 PM


Wednesday, July 07, 2004

 
THE NEW NEWS
Nation's First "Credit Card Only" Diner a Hit With Non-Homeless Patrons

Cold War Erupts as Kerry, Cheney Brandish F-Bombs

Interim Iraqi Government Delays American Exit
Upright - 10:26 AM


Tuesday, July 06, 2004

 
DWARFLOVER: THE COMIC
New episode an' all that stuff
Upright - 10:43 AM


Monday, June 28, 2004

 
THE NEW NEWS
Liberal Media's Deception Leads to Tougher Times for Iraqi Prisoners

Bush Calls for Creation of New Department to Fight Government Waste

New Army Uniforms Driving Soldiers Away

Goodbye NASA, Hello Halliburton!
Upright - 2:58 PM


Thursday, June 17, 2004

 
COMICS BY ZER0
"Charlie the Chain-Saw Wants to Play"
A children's book by zer0 that all kids of every age should read. Especially yours.
Upright - 4:00 PM


Wednesday, June 16, 2004

 
THE NEW NEWS
Special "Did Somebody Die?" Section
Study Finds Reagan a "Saint" Compared to Bush

U.S. to Honor Reagan With "Man in the Moon" Monument

Resourceful Americans Create New Ways to Honor Dead Republicans

Tribute to Ronald "Not McDonald" Reagan
Upright - 1:15 PM


Friday, June 11, 2004

 
THE NEW NEWS
Piston Fans to Kimmel: Detroit Will Burn, Win or Lose

Bush Sun's Mole Embroils West Virginian Town in Witch Hunt

Health Department Joins War on Terror
Upright - 9:36 AM


Wednesday, May 26, 2004

 
THE NEW NEWS
Bush Unveils Five-Step Plan for Iraq

Pentagon: U.S. Torture More Consumer Friendly Than Saddam's
Upright - 11:32 AM


Monday, May 24, 2004

 
REVIEWS BY ZER0
"zer0 Does America"
Do'h! Our resident Swede exposes the U.S. for whatever it is!
Upright - 10:37 AM


Wednesday, May 19, 2004

 
NA!P PRESENTS
The Top 15 Wicked Film Critics' Descriptions of Diane Kruger, AKA "Helen of Troy"
Watch the sad parade of ugly chicks and keyboard jockies ripping on Diane Kruger in the most obvious, uncreative ways.
Upright - 10:49 AM


Friday, May 07, 2004

 
THE NEW NEWS
Inbred Redneck Pig-Rapers Shocked, Surprised by U.S. Torture Allegations

Rapture Comes, Goes, Leaves Ashcroft Behind
Upright - 10:55 AM


Thursday, May 06, 2004

 
NA!P PRESENTS
Super Ball!
Part the One: Application #1
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Wednesday, May 05, 2004

 
COMICS BY ZER0
"I Bet This Would Actually Happen"
A real deep and like emo comic about Radiohead.
Upright - 8:39 AM

 

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